SON OF A BITCH!!!!!
Girl--------'Forgive me father for I have sinned'
Priest---- 'What have you done my child?'
Girl--------'I called a man a son of a bitch.'
Priest----'Why did you call him a son of a bitch?'
Girl------- 'Because he touched my hand.'
Priest----'Like this?'(as he touched her hand)
Girl-------'Yes father.'
Priest---'Thats no reason to call a man a son of a bitch.
Girl------'Then he touched my breast.'
Priest---'Like this?'(as he touched her breast)
Girl------'Yes father.'
Priest---'Thats no reason to call him a son of a bitch.'
Girl-------'Then he took off my clothes; father.'
Priest---'Like this?(as he takes off her clothes) Girl-------'Yes father.'
Priest---'Thats no reason to call him a son of a bitch.'
Girl---'Then he stuck his 'you know what' into my 'you know where'
Priest---'Like this? (as he stuck his ' you know what' into her 'you know where')
Girl------'YES FATHER; YEES FATHER; YEES FAAAATHER!!'
Priest---'(after a few minutes)Thats no reason to call him a son of a bitch.
Girl------'But father he had AIDS!
Priest---'SHIT! THAT SON OF A BITCH!!!!